You people say some filthy, dirty, outlandish things. Please keep it up.
"America, back to back world war champions and where the Griz Coat was invented......damn I love being American!"
"By the end of the summer, I’ll likely be either your plus-sized Griz male model…or the first person to get a mugshot while wearing one."
"Shut up and take my money. You're doing God's work, guys."
"If my coat is in beta... then this is a near perfect beta test."
"What is the matter with you guys?"
"This coat has increased my life satisfaction by 300% in the week I've owned it"
"If I see a polar bear coat walking down the street I'm taking it down in my Griz Coat. That's how Griz's roll. It's a lifestyle."
"Wife is more excited than I am... errr...I mean wait, no..."
"I'll take a wily camel over a poker game with [another Grizangster] any day. I'd take a dead camel in the desert over a poker game with [same Grizangster]. I'd cut off the dead camel skin, make a camel-coat, march back to civilization and take a dump on the first guy I find wearing a Griz Coat."