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Two faux-fur bear coats. One brown. One white. That's all.

Yes, we sell faux fur coats that look like bears. Feel free to call them bear coats, bear suits, or bear jackets, but just don't call them bear costumes. So if you're interested in a non-costume bear garment, you're in the right place. But we're actually now sold out of Grizzly Bear Coats because a bunch of trick-or-treaters didn't read that passage about it being a non-costume and went ahead and bought them for Halloween anyway. So if you wanna get on the waitlist for the next batch of Grizzly Bear Coats when they come out, sign up here. If you need one urgently, consider buying a Polar Bear Coat and rubbing it in a bunch of dirt.

And we used to have a bunch of faux fur Wolf Coats and Black Bear Coats and Unicorn Coats and Panda Coats and even Neon Pink Bear Coats, but we sold out of all of them too and probably won't bring those ones back because making stuff is hard. So unless you people yell at us incessantly about making more (kinda like you did to get the Wolf Coat brought back), you can officially consider those other coats to be collectors' items worth many tens of dollars on eBay.

San Francisco, CA 94114 United States

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